| That's why you don't give me food. Because I fart. |
Jordan Sturm |
Jan. 16, 2025 |
Funny |
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| Open the (car) door and go away |
Jordan Sturm |
Aug. 4, 2024 |
Funny |
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| No mama, I'm tiny. |
Jordan Sturm |
Jan. 5, 2024 |
Funny |
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| Dada pooped in his pants! |
Jordan Sturm |
Sept. 26, 2023 |
Funny |
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| "Toot!"
"Poop!" |
Jordan Sturm |
July 5, 2023 |
Funny |
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| Caden: "Mama, give me some candy."
Morgan: "Not now. We are having dinner soon."
Caden: "Give me candy or I'm going to kick your leg." |
Caden Sturm |
Dec. 4, 2022 |
Funny |
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| Hey everybody! Go to sleep so the Easter bunny will come. Especially him! Your dog is going to scare the Easter bunny. Go to sleep Earth. |
Caden Sturm |
April 16, 2022 |
Funny |
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| "Stop, you are hurting me?"
How am I hurting you?
"You are hurting my feelings" |
Caden Sturm |
March 7, 2022 |
Funny |
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| Look, I made a scrapadactyl! Don't worry, it's not real. We can't have a real one because we would all be scared. |
Caden Sturm |
Jan. 3, 2022 |
Funny |
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| I can't talk. All I can do is cry! |
Caden Sturm |
Dec. 16, 2021 |
Sweet |
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| Guess what? I have two hands. I can hold it. |
Caden Sturm |
Oct. 10, 2021 |
Funny |
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| Butterflies have tiny necks. They can't reach our tummies. |
Caden Sturm |
Oct. 3, 2021 |
Ridiculous |
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| Wait, you dropped me off at school then you went to the grocery store and you left me? |
Caden Sturm |
Oct. 1, 2021 |
Funny |
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| You need to put mosquito spray on me so the mosquitos don't eat me because I'm sweet. |
Caden Sturm |
Sept. 28, 2021 |
Funny |
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| How was your day Dada? |
Caden Sturm |
Feb. 24, 2021 |
Sweet |
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| Mama, I just love you too much |
Caden Sturm |
Feb. 23, 2021 |
Sweet |
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| This one [hand] has a lot of fingers. |
Caden Sturm |
Dec. 22, 2020 |
Funny |
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